Wednesday, 22 July 2015

"I've been Rumbled!" House Speaker Caught with Both Hands in Till






The Speaker of Australia’s Parliament, Bronwyn ‘Heil’ Bishop is in deep doo-doo, having spent over $5000 of taxpayers’ money to charter a helicopter for an 80km trip to a golf course.  But let’s be fair, she didn’t go there to play golf – it was to speak at a fundraiser for her political party.  “Well that’s all right then, isn’t it?“ she asked innocently.  “It’s not like I claimed expenses for riding in a bicycle race, like the Prime Minister does all the time – oops, I wasn’t supposed to say that…”   When asked about the validity of the other $800,000 worth of travel and office expenses she claimed last year, Bronny just shrugged and said “Oh well, I never was much good at arithmetic.”  Despite indignant rants from the Opposition and the public in general, the alleged Prime Minister, Captain Disaster, refuses to sack Mrs Bishop, saying that “she’s doing a good job”.  But we all know the truth is that he’s desperately afraid of her.  And who wouldn’t be?

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